We are mere minutes away from Pizza Hut stuffing their crust with cocaine and Twinkie filling.
The most quotable manager in baseball.
FACEBOOK DANGEROUSLY DELICIOUS CONTEST UPDATE
On Fallon last week, I announced a special contest where whichever city had the most Facebook “Likes” on http://azizansari.com would get a small free show in their city as thanks for buying my new standup special Dangerously Delicious.
Here’s an update: The contest ends on Sunday night. Right now the lead city is only up by A FEW HUNDRED. So if you want your city to win, motivate your buds and get it going. IT’S ANYBODY’S GAME.
To participate in the contest, go to http://azizansari.com and hit the Facebook like button and you can also buy new special there for only $5.
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Russel Westbrook with the huge dunk 15 seconds into the game!
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LeBron James and Dwyane Wade display one of the Heat’s alternate uniforms during Monday’s game against the Pacers. The Miami Beach look didn’t help the Heat, who lost 105-90. (Ron Hoskins/NBAE via Getty Images)
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